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Me: "I cleaned my whole kitchen yesterday"

Neurotypical friends: "okay? Do you want a medal or something?"

Neurodivergent friends: "omg. I'm so proud of you!! Gold star! Cleaning kitchens sucks! Send me a picture!!! Look at them counters. Treat yourself, you deserve it"

A real 3-hit combo of tumblr posts rn

whys this a bulk reblog

3 for 1 deal

THE PARIS SQUAD + dancing

Zepotha will never be Goncharov because when it comes down to it, tumblr culture is collaborative, while tiktok culture is merely iterative, and those are not the same thing.

Op I refuse to let your tags stay in the tags cause THIS!!!!!

I told my gf that I was having an episode earlier and she replied "is it the beach episode" and it shocked me so much that it grounded me immediately

#i want you all to know that this is like. a legit strategy that's taught to people LMAO #i.e. say something so fucking stupid/absurd that it distracts the person's brain so much that it drags them back and grounds them #like. people are actually taught to do this

imagine someone thinking of you and buying you flowers

ok now imagine a horse as a skeleton with a blue fire mane

I love the alarmed tone of the cat meows when I’m home much later than usual. It sounds like “did you know?? Did you know it is late at night?! Hey! Hey! Did you know that there has not been dinner?! No dinner for cats? Hey! I can tell you are as concerned and worried about these developments as we are. My brother and I are also very concerned. No dinner!! The cats have not had dinner! Hey! Heeey!! Should you maybe call a police or pope or something? Congress? Dolly Parton? Did you know about this?”

We're on a new platform with a totally different audience...we have to prove ourselves all over again...convince a totally new group of people to think we're funny and worth your attention....so allow me to drop some of my "A" material....the funniest thing I got.......here goes.......

jeef berky